Ce melodii sa NU iti lasi copilul sa asculte – o analiza amuzanta
E duminica si acum imi dau seama ca nu am scris in aceasta saptamana ceva in categoria Mom Stuff. Cum aveam de multa vreme in minte un subiect – analiza (oarecum amuzanta) a unor texte din cantecele pentru copii – iata ca vi-l propun astazi.
Sunt o sumedenie de melodii pentru copii. Habar n-ai cate pana nu asculti cd-urile cu melodii – Cutiuta muzicala – sau pana nu cauti pe net cantece pentru copii. Numai ca dintre ele unele te lovesc pur si simplu in moalele capului cu idei, refrene, versuri si alte asemenea la care, sincer, nu ti-ai dori sa iti expui copilul.
Nu pot spune ca am ascultat toate melodiile pentru copii. Dar am auzit o parte si dintre ele am gasit cateva care suna absolut minunat – pana esti atent la versuri. Si nu, nu-mi spuneti ca un copil nu intelege (vad la fi-miu cat de atent e si ca incearca sa inteleaga tot!).
Prima melodie. Un motan pe care nu sunt eu de vina de-l calca masina. ?!?!?!?!?!?
Da, ati citit bine. E un motan care cauta in gunoi mancare dar nu sunt eu de vina de-l calca masina. Se insoara poi bietul motan – de ce bietul ca se insoara?!? – cauta mancare pentru 8 pisoi, dar nu sunt eu de vina de-l calca masina!
Cele doua versuri – evidentiate cu bold mai jos – NU au absolut nicio legatura cu restul melodiei. Care, zau, suna tare bine dar pe care lui Eric nu i-o pun – sa nu uitam ca are chiar motan la bunica lui acasa.
Si iata si melodia pe care am ascultat-o prima oara pe la 2 noaptea, cand stateam cu Eric in prima lui luna in care mai avea probleme cu dormitul pe timpul noptii. Si cum am auzit-o am zis ca nu inteleg eu bine – dar, gresit, bine intelegeam, chiar asa erau versurile:
Un motan cat un pisoi, pam, pam, param, param pam pam
Sta pe-o lada de gunoi, pam, pam, param, param pam pam
Si tot cauta in el, pam, pam, param, param pam pam
Sa gaseasca un soricel
pam, pam, a plecat motanul, a plecat golanul,
ce sunt eu de vina, de-l calca o masina
A trecut de-atunci un an, pam, pam, param, param pam pam
S-a insurat bietul motan, pam, pam, param, param pam pam
De-atunci cauta in gunoi, pam, pam, param, param pam pam
Hrana pentru 8 pisoi.
pam, pam, pam, a plecat motanul, s-a insurat golanul,
Ce sunt eu de vina, de-l calca o masina.
A doua melodie care ma dispera e una pe care o stiam ca inceput – dar zau ca nu pana la final. Una in care taranul de pe camp are de ales din… gunoi!
Da, e vestita melodie cu taranul e pe camp.
Taranul e pe camp
Taranul e pe camp
Ura, draguta mea
Taranul e pe camp
El are o nevasta
El are o nevasta
Ura, draguta mea
El are o nevasta
Nevasta un copil
Nevasta un copil
Ura, draguta mea
Nevasta un copil
Copilul o dadaca
Copilul o dadaca
Ura, draguta mea
Copilul o dadaca
Dadaca un pisoi
Dadaca un pisoi
Ura, draguta mea
Dadaca un pisoi
Pisoiul prinde soareci
Pisoiul prinde soareci
Ura, draguta mea
Pisoiul prinde soareci
Si soarecii la branza
Si soarecii la branza
Ura, draguta mea
Si soarecii la branza
Si branza la butoi
Si branza la butoi
Ura, draguta mea
Si branza la butoi
Butoiul la gunoi
Butoiul la gunoi
Ura draguta mea
Butoiul la gunoi
Taranul sa-si aleaga
Taranul sa-si aleaga
Ura, draguta mea
Taranul sa-si aleaga
Ca taranul are o familie si ca aceasta include si un pisoi care prinde soareci e foarte ok. Dar de la sorecii la branza se duce pe apa Sambetei melodia! Ca branza se tine la butoi pot zice ca e OK, dar cum adica arunci butoiul la gunoi – cu branza?!? ca nu zice nicaieri ca ar fi fost mancata! – si taranul sa-si aleaga – din gunoi?!? ca asa se intelege, dupa ce ai aruncat la gunoi butoaiele venind versul cu taranul sa-si aleaga. Chiar daca ai aruncat la gunoi butoaiele in care au ajuns soarecii, tot nu are sens ultimul vers si nu e explicat. Si melodia, ca sa va conginveti:
Si mai e si o pseudofabula in care toata lumea tremura de frica “fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte”. Ce intelege un copil? Ca e rau sa citesti carti ca dupa aceea o sa tremuri de frica. Si in toata melodia nu se spune ce aflasera din carte!!!
Într-o nu ştiu care seară
Într-o nu ştiu care vară
ÃŽntr-un nu ÅŸtiu care sat
Sub un nu ÅŸtiu care pat
Sub un nu ÅŸtiu care pat
Mititel cât un cercel
Stă pitit un şoricel
Tremurând bietul de el
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Într-o nu ştiu care seară
Într-o nu ştiu care vară
ÃŽntr-un nu ÅŸtiu care sat
Sub un nu ÅŸtiu care pat
Nici prea mare dar nici mică
Stă pitită o pisică
Tremurând şi ea de frică
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Într-o nu ştiu care seară
Într-o nu ştiu care vară
ÃŽntr-un nu ÅŸtiu care sat
Sub un nu ÅŸtiu care pat
Terminând de ros un os
Şade-un câine zdrenţuros
Tremurând şi el fricos
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Într-o nu ştiu care seară
Într-o nu ştiu care vară
ÃŽntr-un nu ÅŸtiu care sat
Sub un nu ÅŸtiu care pat
Fără vreun dinte ros
Åžade-un lup foarte nervos
Tremurând şi el vârtos
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Într-o nu ştiu care seară
Într-o nu ştiu care vară
ÃŽntr-un nu ÅŸtiu care sat
Sub un nu ÅŸtiu care pat
Cu piedica puştii trasă
Şade o vânătoreasă
Tremurând cu tot cu casă
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Fiindc-aflase dintr-o carte
Într-o nu ştiu care seară
Într-o nu ştiu care vară
ÃŽntr-un nu ÅŸtiu care sat
Sub un nu ÅŸtiu care pat
Mititel cât un cercel
Stă pitit un şorïcel…
Acum eu nu pot zice decat ca aceasta carte suna a un thriller tare reusit! 😛
Voi ce melodii NU le puneti copiilor vostri?
Sau ce versuri v-au disperat pe voi din melodii – nu neaparat pentru copii?
Insemnari similare
Le stiu si eu pe astea, am inceput sa ma ingrozesc cand Eliza fredona “s-a insurat motanul, s-a-nsurat bolanul”. Asa repeta ea “golanul”, si, din fericire, nu stie ce inseamna. O alta melodie idioata e una de pe o compilatie care se cheama Trenuletul muzical si in care e un cantecel in care spune “catelusul nero s-a spalat la fund cu dero”. Pana la versul ala, compilatia suna ca lumea, dupa aia, m-am ingrozit. Inteleg ca unele cantece sunt asa fara noima doar de dragul melodiei, dar totusi…
Ooooooooooooo Doamne! Recunosc ca am ras acum cand am citit, dar nu pot sa cred! Asa cum ziceam nu am ascultat toate melodiile, asa ca am ratat-o pe cea de care spui tu. Si asa ajunge al meu sa asculte Sinatra, Pasarea Colibri, Elvis, Toto Cutugno si alte asemenea…
Doamne… sa se spele cu dero… inca nu imi revin!
Mie imi place melodia aia cu soricelul. E tare amuzanta si tocmai chestia ca nu stii ce aflase dintr-o carte e spilul, ca se reia melodia. :)) In rest, mai bine nu ajung la urechile copilasului celelalte…
Ca melodii – cum suna – imi plac toate. Ca versuri insa…
proastre muzici
ce proaste 🙂
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