Un pic altfel azi despre dragoste
Ca sarbatoriti sau nu Dragobetele, eu m-am gandit ca astazi sa va propun sa zambim putin – dar si sa meditam putin.
V-am zis ce e dragostea din perspectiva unor copii – dar si cum vad iubirea Adam si a Eva. Daca n-ati citit eu va recomand sa dati click, merita!
Azi trebuie sa va spun 2 bancuri absolut dragute, unul auzit, unul primit.
Cel auzit suna asa:
El catre ea:
– Esti o idioata!
Ea raspunzandu-i:
– Pai da, ca daca ma maritam cu un preot eram preoteasa!
Trebuie sa recunoasteti “datul peste nas” fin š Ah, si sa va ganditi de doua ori inainte de a insulta o femeie. Unele au replici pe care s-ar putea sa nu va convina ca le primiti š
Apoi al doilea banc suna cam asa:
Sotia catre sot:
-Vrei sa faci sex cu o mulatra simpatica?
-Bineinteles.
-Atunci da-mi bani pentru solar!
Fara a spune ca TOATE femeile conduc asa (am vazut si femei care conduc bine, si femei care conduc prost, dupa cum am vazut si barbati care conduc bine, dar si unii care conduc prost), trebuie sa recunosc ca mi-a placut acest banc:
Nu o mai las pe nevasta-mea la volanā¦ Conduce atat de prost incat astazi GPS-ul a inceput sa spuna āTatal nostruā.
Tot din viata de… familie:D In tren
In cuseta vagonului de dormit se aude o bufnitura. Buimaca de somn, sotia intreaba:
– Ce-a cazut acolo, Nicule?
– Pijamaua, draga.
– Cu atata zgomot?
– Eram si eu in ea!
Acum cine da raspunsuri ironice/istete? š
Ziceam si de un pic de meditare.
Incep cu un citat din Leonardo da Vinci: Iubirea si ura sunt cele mai puternice conditii emotionale resimtite de fiinta omeneasca… iar ura este mai puternica decat iubirea deoarece ea ruineaza si distruge iubirea.
Margareta Paslaru: Iubirea naste o lume mai buna. Sa invinga, deci, iubirea!
John Lennon: Iubirea este o promisiune, iubirea este un suvenir, odata dat niciodata uitat, niciodata lasat sa dispara.
(citate via Citatepedia)
Iubirea este arhitectul universului. ā Hesiod
Dragostea este poezia simturilor. ā Honore de Balzac
(si mai gasiti multe altele aici, pe Citateistete.)
Ce inseamna iubirea pentru voi?
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